REDBULLS

So, I listen to society complain to me and tell me that I am doing unhealthy things. I listen to them tell me chocolate makes me fat, and that cake goes to my stomach. I used to listen to them. It was not until a wise, and sort of older teacher, gave me a little tip of advice.

"Drink all the energy drinks you want, you're young"

This stuck me in an unusual way. It was different when he told me this, it was the exact opposite as every infomercial, every new episode of sesame street, and every magazine was telling me. I liked it, it was a new way to look at things, and let me tell you, I have been thinking this way ever sence the man told me it. I am only able to drown myself in guarana, niacin, and tetramydroflourineadrinkalinglong as a young man. Never again in my life will I be able to do this peacefully. Why the hell should I care about the future now? I mean yeah, I MIGHT have high blood pressure SOME DAY. But let me tell you, that day is NOT today. That is why I am one of those people that live for today, and by live for today I mean do stupid stuff that could affect me tomorrow. Call me crazy.

I understand they are not healthy. Some of the greatest entrepreneurial minds of our century had one thing in common, they thought of things that were small now and that could be huge in the future. I sort of am doing that in a way... but hoping that someday they will be able to make me healthy for my bad choices today. I am a genius like bill gates, except hes basking in riches, I am basking in redbull.

So yes, I again understand not all of my arguments make total sense. But that is the pure essence of being young. My thoughts do not have to make sense!! I can sit and drink this 6000mg of energy blend (whatever the hell that is) and be ready for another with the only side affect of a little twitching and ADHD. I love my youth, and everyone says you can never get it back. So I put mine in full throttle (which is a terrible energy drink by the way).

I apply these new rules I have made to everything. Highschool, we are allowed to mess up. It is our youth, who cares. Now is the time that we are supposed to mess up. If we mess up now, it doesn't change our whole life. Our immune system can help us now, when someday it will be weaker.

This post was made under the influence of red bull.